SPammer
Character traits
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The best sales person a call centre could ask for.
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She tends to get stuck in her thoughts which leads to the constant repeating a word or a sentence.
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If she is purposely repeating her words, be ready for a hypnotic crowd to follow.
favourite tucker
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Likes the finer metals and a good drink of oil. Something rusty here and there doesn’t go amiss either.
Favourite expressions
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“Buy one get one free!”
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“Going once! Going twice...”
favourite weapon
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Hypnotism
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A microphone to get a wider range.
Loves
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Marketing and selling with her “personalised” approach.
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Making a profit,
What cheeses Her off
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Ad blockers
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Missing a sale.
General Info
A walking, talking, robotic, spamming machine. She is a full-time marketer, always trying to promote and sell something in a controlling, hypnotic and evil manner. Spammer has a head that is more for show, and wobbles aimlessly on top of her body.
The brains of Spammer come from a large mouth with protruding teeth, embedded in her chest. Hidden within her mouth is a powerful speaker which she uses by holding up a microphone against it and broadcasting her spammed messages. As Spammer is constantly broadcasting, she has a gluttonous appetite, constantly feeding on metal objects.
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